Well, I touched on this in my last post, but I might as well post the extent of the madness and malady that is my brain.
All quotes taken from the Thomas the Tank Engine wiki.
Warning: may cause hysterical hyperventilation.
ETA: In literally ridiculous news, The Financial Times picked up on this post here. I’m famous! One day people will give me a job in “satire”.
- DAVID CAMERON is HENRY THE GREEN ENGINE: “He went into a tunnel and refused to come out due to fears that the rain would spoil his paint.”