Erotic Choose Your Own Adventure: Part III


Spoilers: what is behind the next door is a ghost. Yes, actually.


You guys I wasn’t even joking.

Things start to get a little dark in this chapter. Let’s just consider this the hallowe’en instalment, since it’s October. You have been warned.

Chapter 8: The Monster

The two ghosts, the one dressed in pale clothes, the other in dark, waited for me, without moving.

What I think about, this sentence, is that maybe, it has too many commas, in it.

I warmly shook their hands in the dark and then left them, for it was time for me to go back to my life outside and to find the Man I had come to look for in here.

I walked towards the illuminated sign and my heart was pounding. I was no more than three paces away from it when I heard a moan behind me. I turned round.

In the dark I could make out the shapes of the two ghosts embracing. It seemed as if they were kissing each other on the mouth. Then I saw them disappear together behind one of the two doors.


I began to wonder whether I wasn’t making a mistake in leaving before I had met the two ghosts who had been following me during my journey through the labyrinth.

I began to wonder whether I wasn’t making a mistake in ever buying this fucking book.

Didn’t they, too, have something to teach me? And would I have another opportunity to make their acquaintance? I turned back and opened the door I had seen them go through.

I entered a bright, square-shaped, simple monk’s cell. They didn’t seem to have heard me. Near the window, through which I could see an arid, deserted mountain landscape, the Ghost of Myself was undressing the other, that is, was taking off his ample white cape, beneath which he was naked.

Yeah, thanks for the clarification that undressing someone does indeed mean taking off their clothes.

Then I discovered that the Ghost of Lost Love was a very beautiful young man, at least his body was beautiful, for his face remained hidden under a white hood, a cloth bag with three holes cut in it around the eyes and mouth and tied around his neck with a rope. Oddly, he was also wearing ropes around his hips; their ends fell between his thighs as a sort of loincloth.

Ok. CREEPY. AS. HELL. I don’t know; is this supposed to be turning us on? If they make a film adaptation of this book (IT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN, YOU GUYS. THEY ARE MAKING ONE FOR FIFTY SHADES), my money is definitely on Guillermo Del Toro to direct.

As for the Ghost of Myself, he kept on his long black tunic. His dress, his demeanour, his gaze and this cell which seemed to serve as his bedroom, seemed to suggest an oriental high priest or wise man. His gestures were calm and precise and you could see determination and moral strength in his face, as if he were preparing to perform some duty rather than abandon himself to lust. He was quite impressive.

I’d vote for him.

He started to undo the ropes around the pelvis of the beautiful pale ghost. When he was free, the latter leaned on the window sill with his back to me and offered his behind to his companion, moaning.

I guess this is supposed to be sexy-moaning, but the fact that he’s a ghost is just conjuring a sort of “OOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO” sound for me.

A ghost getting bummed, probably.

Then the dark ghost turned to me and signalled me to come forward. When I came near to him I reached out my hand towards his arm but he pushed it away. So I approached the naked body of the pale ghost. But he pushed me away again.

“Don’t Touch us,” he said. “Not me and especially not him. Whatever happens, make sure you don’t touch. It would bring about a great misfortune for all three of us. But watch and wait, for we will have need of you before long.”

Let’s face it; we’ve all been on Grindr dates that turned out something like this.

And he sat me down on a chair, next to the table, where two places had been laid.

The Ghost of Myself picked up one of the ropes that had been wrapped around the young man’s waist and started to beat him with it. The Ghost of Lost Love moaned and complained, but he put up no resistance.

His Inner Goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.

He even started running round the room as his persecutor pursued him, whipping the rope against his flesh with all his might.

At first I was horrified by the cruelty of this scene and I wanted to intervene. Then I noticed that the pale ghost had an erection and, while going through the motions of running away, seemed to be exposing himself to the most painful blows, offering every part of his magnificent body to be beaten.

His member grew ever more stiff and purple. I slipped my hand under my dress, for, in spite of my discomfort at this spectacle, I was beginning to feel very excited.

Well I’m glad someone’s into it. Personally I’m with Des’ree.

Would rather have a piece of toast.

The hooded young man fell to the ground, lay on his back and was being beaten on his chest as he writhed about, not making any effort to protect himself with his arms. His cock stood up and twitched above his stomach. Then I forgot what the dark ghost had told me. This man needed me and I had to help him.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Everywoman Protagonist, don’t do it!!! Why are people always doing things they’ve expressly been warned against???

I slid to the ground and went towards him on all fours. When I got close, I grasped his extremely hard and warm cock and wanked it vigorously. He let out a cry and came straight away in my hand.


The dark ghost recoiled, looking grave and troubled. I felt relieved, as if I had come myself. But the pale ghost leapt to his feet and pulled off his hood wildly. His face, which was also very beautiful, was twisted in anguish. He tottered, looking at each of us in turn with an expression of disbelief.

Suddenly he started to undergo a transformation, at lightning speed. His hair grew out and turned white, his back bent, his flesh turned flabby, his skin drooped, his face became covered in lines, his teeth fell out of his mouth, his nails grew extraordinarily long.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap


Seriously, I don’t even know what is going on here. What started off as a pleasant tale of bromantic ghost-on-ghost fucking has taken a real turn for the macabre. Am I still meant to be wanking? I just don’t know! I’M SO CONFUUUUUUUUSED.

The latter fell to the ground. His neck was striped by a long, deep gash, which began to bleed profusely; large drops of blood flowed to the floor.

Book! What are you doing book! This is not the type of gash that I signed up for!

The pale ghost lost his strength. His flesh hollowed out and turned blue, hanging off his bones. He too fell to the ground on his back, in the position in which, a moment earlier, I had grabbed his eager sex, which had now shrivelled up.

You me both, honey.

His body gave off a smell of death, he didn’t move or breathe.

Since the beginning of his transformation I had been standing with my back to the wall, my head in my hands, screaming, paralysed. The Ghost of Myself stood up and said:

“You have to kill him now.”

At the spot where he had lain there was a pool of blood on the floor. But his haemorrhage seemed to have stopped. I was still screaming. The Ghost of Myself silenced me with a slap

Heck yes ghost misogyny.

and stuffed a pair of scissors into my hand, repeating:

“You have to kill him now.”

“But he’s dead! Can’t you see he’s dead?” I sobbed.

“If you don’t stick these scissors in his heart he will never be dead. You have to do it if you don’t want him to suffer forever and return to torment you for the rest of your life.”

This is basically what I am contemplating doing to this book, in order to stop it from haunting the rest of my days. The damn thing is clearly a horcrux. I chucked it in the toilet in the second floor girls lavatory and it still came back again.


I approached the body and knelt in front of it. I was crying so much I could hardly see. I gripped the scissors in both hands, raised them over his emaciated chest and stabbed him several times, sobbing. Nothing came out of his body, as if he had been drained of his blood. I passed out.

When I came to I saw a rectangular hole gaping in the ground next to me.

“Help me,” said the Ghost of Myself.

We wrapped the body in the white cape and lay it in the grave. Then we replaced the floorboards. I was exhausted, but strangely calm.

“You intend to live on top of him?” I asked the dark ghost.

“We all live above the dead,” he said.

Soooooooooooooooooooo. Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

And he took me in his arms. I wept softly, my head lying against his chest.

“I love you,” I whispered.

Well, this is sudden! Just a few minutes ago she was being discomfited by his running around whipping people.

“Remember,” he said, “I am and will always be with you. Especially in your most intimate moments,

(Ceiling Ghost is watching you masturbate)

in your dreams, in your pleasures and in your pain. If you are able to recognise my presence, listen to me and love me in those moments and everything will be all right.”

And he kissed me.

I washed the wound in his neck, which was scarring already. Of the spot where his blood had soaked into the floor there was no trace except a small pile of coloured pebbles.


He picked them up, put them in the palm of my hand and recommended that I keep them with me. I kissed him again and left. I knew now he would never leave me.

Fuckin’ ghosts, man.


6 thoughts on “Erotic Choose Your Own Adventure: Part III

  1. If 120 Days of Sodom was a CYOA it would be better and yet I can’t help but want to own this book. Just to break it out when I’m with a group of really drunk friends. Why you ask. DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE KING OF TIME!”

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