From: Alan Guest
To: Natalie Guest
Subject: Fifty Shades of Grey
Nat,
Chap next to me just asked what the book was about as lots of women seemed to be picking it up. I said I’d crowdsource it – so what’s the executive summary, please?
Mucky mush for mothers?
Ta,
D
From: Natalie Guest
To: Alan Guest
Subject: Fifty Shades of Grey
Dod,
It is about a girl called Anastasia who meets a very rich man called Christian, who she falls in love with, but he is very involved in the BDSM community and so only wants a sub and not a girlfriend. He makes her sign a contract to essentially give up all of her bodily autonomy to him. Then he spanks her a lot in his red room of pain and she cries. The worst bit is when he rips out her tampon and then fucks her on top of a piano.
I hear she gets pregnant in book 3.
It is not a very good book.
Hope this is elucidatory.
Nat
From: Alan Guest
To: Natalie Guest
Subject: Fifty Shades of Grey
Ta. Another book I won’t be reading then.
